Comments: June 24, 2002 thru July 1, 2002: Our first real vacation with our
three kids and we decided that we take it at the El Cozumeleno due to price
and availability. The story below will cover information about the
Rooms, Food, Snorkeling, Friendliness of the personnel and a few other things
which you could find interesting which could help you to decide if you would
like to take an adventure here. I have added my recommendations to the end of
my review.
Monday: Flew in to Cozumel, checked in at El Cozumeleno on time and ready to
leave the rest of the world behind and have a good time. Drank a lot
this day. Free Beer and a good bartender who was serving Sol next to the pool.
We met another couple from Houston with 3 kids, never got their names other
then Vinney. The room he checked into had a bad rear door that stayed
open about a foot. He was pretty upset about the room and after he
put up a fuss at the front desk they moved him to the new building. He
was much happier afterwards, said that the room looked like a real hotel room
and the thermostat had a real dial on it. Our room was huge and only a
few rooms down from where he just left. I had called and asked to be
placed in the lower floor since we had 3 kids and did not want to be hauling
them up and down the stairs though out our vacation. This section looked
old, but tranquil, it was away form the rat race where the new building
resides. The greatest thing about our room, it was only about 50 feet
from the patio bar and 10 more feet to the quiet pool. I read on the
internet that these rooms smelled like Clorox, but we did not encounter any
smell. The room was well cleaned with 2 twin beds, the rear sofas which faced
out the patio rolled out to make beds, so in essence we had 4 beds in this
room with plenty of room to spare. This was the only all-inclusive hotel
in Cozumel which could accommodate 3 kids and two adults.
My kids were well taken care of at the bar with all the non-alcoholic
beverages they wanted. My boys would walk up and order Bahama-mama's,
Strawberry Daiquiris, Miami Vices, Pina Coladas, and regular sodas.
The biggest drawback on the bars is that they don't carry any real fruits to
make the specialty drinks as some of the other inclusive hotels.
Monday night we missed the nightly entertainment, we were unaware that they
take place after the Trio Show. A Rookie mistake, won't happen again.
Tuesday: Met Jerrardo Lopez, Master Chef for El Cozumeleno. I caught him
during his break, actually he asked me where I was from while I was getting a
drink with my bartender buddy (who we will talk about later). We spoke
awhile aquatinting ourselves (I speak Spanish, not very good but good enough
to get by), he mentioned his wife is from Puebla which kind of broke the ice
since my good neighbor is also for Puebla. After a while my family came
out to the bar after their Siesta and I introduced them to him. I
explained to my kids and wife that this was the man responsible for all the
food in the hotel, so if we got sick it would be his fault (this never
happened). After my family left for the pool, we continued to talk which
I later found out that he used to work in my hometown of Brownsville, Texas.
After he finished cooking school he got a job with Sara-Lee (The Pastry
Company). He specialized in making sure the cream toppings were done
properly (this is also a why all the desserts are wonderful here). He
had to leave Sara-Lee since he had working paper problems. He then got a
job in Matamoros (across the border from Brownsville) but decided it was time
for a change. He worked at the Allegro Resort at Playa-de-Carmen until
finally ending up at the El Cozumeleno about 5 months ago. He did
mention that his desire is to work in one of the large Vegas Hotels and he
doesn't care which one as their Master Chef.
After I explained to him that my wife and I have stayed at the both the
Allegro Resort (5 or 6 star hotel, also visited the Allegro in Playa-de-Carmen
where he worked) and Barcelo Maya Beach Resort (5 or 6 star hotel), he asked
if we could give him an honest opinion at the end of our stay on the quality
of food, and any suggestions we would recommend. I told him that I would
and that my wife would help with the survey since she is the health freak in
our family and pretty picky about her foods. She would also be better
suited in giving an honest opinion, you see to be honest with you, I don't
complain about what foods are placed on my plate. If there is a plate I
have never seen I will try it and then past judgment, I probably be a good
contestant for Fear Factor, at least my kids tell me that.
We spoke a little longer and I explained that my 8 year old boy likes to cook.
He asked me to bring him to the Kitchen on Wednesday morning so that the cooks
can show/explain how to cook a fish.
Wednesday: During breakfast I confirmed with Jerrardo, who my son started
calling Master Chef Jerry, if we were still on for 10:00. He said he and
his cook would be ready. We showed up 5 minutes early but they were
already set up for us. Ceveche was the meal they were to prepare
for us. During the preparation of the Ceveche he explained the day to
day activities. When he took over the kitchen 5 months back it was a
mess, and I don't doubt him from all the bad reviews I read from last year on
the internet. He explained that not only does he have to prepare food
for about 400 to 500 people but also for about 250 employees daily. And
judging by the size of the kitchen that was a real chore. He has about
30 specialty cooks and about 15 to 20 stewards all doing their specialized
chore. I think that most of the cooks put in about 8 to 10 hours
and probably have somebody relieve them later since they all don't fit in the
kitchen at once. I know that Master Chef Jerry places a lot more hours
then anybody. I would see him at 7:00 in the morning organizing the
breakfast area and then I would see him getting ready to leave about 8:30 or
9:00 at night. He said he is still changing the kitchen with the help of
the guest suggestions.
The Ceveche dish included: cilantro, tomatoes, onions, lime, Tabasco sauce,
sour orange, regular orange, ketchup and last but not least the Durrado
(fish). The Durrado was cubed in about ¾ inch cubes and slightly
boiled. He mentioned that it was slightly boiled in order to keep its
texture from falling apart. The ingredients were blended together,
Master Chef Jerry gave it a little taste and then asked the cook to add a
little more lime. After it was done, he served up two dishes so that we
could take to our room. It was delicious, unfortunately we could not eat
the whole thing since it was right after breakfast.
During Lunch I spoke to a couple of folks, while waiting for our Roast Beef to
be grilled (this lunch grill was recently added by Master Chef Jerry, there is
already an existing hamburger grill in the adjacent room for lunch), one from
Waco and the other I didn't ask.
The dude from Waco was running late for his fishing trip so I let him get in
front of me. He explained that the deep sea fishing is done about 1mile
off the shore line where the water changes color. Its about 600 feet deep
along those reefs and then it really drops. According to him and the
Captain from my fishing trip last year it drops to about 2,000 feet.
Last years fishing trip was tough in a couple of ways. While staying at
the Barcelo Beach resort, my wife and I took an all day trip to Chizen-Itza,.
During that trip we contracted Montezuma's Revenge from the restaurant we
stopped to eat at. It hit most folks that night but my Revenge started
the morning of the Fishing Trip, and since I didn't book with the Fun Jet
Crew, there would be no refund. You talk about hurting, I had to
mentally block it for four hours since I was on board with a married couple
from Dallas and the Toilet was not working. Eleven boats went out on
that day from Akumal and only one boat landed a Durrado.
The other person behind me said he visited El Cozumeleno 2 years prior during
the remodeling and mentioned the food had definitely improved but was no
comparison to the Moon Palace. My neighbor four homes down said the same
thing. She visited both El Cozumeleno and the Moon Palace. She
said the Moon Palace food was awesome, but the rooms at El Coz were unreal
compared to the Palace. She also mentioned the surf had big waves at the
Palace something the El Coz doesn't know the meaning about due to the Jettys.
We enjoyed the beach here since my kids played on the small waves every day.
There are two Jetty like Piers that run into the ocean which block the
currents from creating large waves. You won't find the beautiful reefs
which everyone is accustomed to seeing at the other end of Cozumel. I
took my oldest boy snorkeling along the North Jetty and tossed some bread.
There were some colorful fish but still no comparison to the National Park on
the other side of the island. While at Allegro (formally known as
Diamond) about 5 or 6 years back my wife and I took an all day snorkel trip to
the National Park.
Jorge my Bartender, not much of a talker but a great guy. He explained
that there are seven bartenders who work at El Coz. They have a rotating
shift every week so they won't get bored of the same view. Jorge has
been with them for 8 years and has had other opportunities to go elsewhere but
says he loves the hotel cause they treat him good. I usually tipped
Jorge about $8 to $10 a day since he would pour the beer for me as soon as I
walked up the Bar. He took real good care of my kids even my youngest
whom can barely speak any words. My youngest would spurt out a sound
like "pie" and he picked up quickly that that meant Sprite.
One day there were 3 guys who approached the bar, one had a blue armband and
the others had green arm bands (green means you are too young to drink).
The 2 guys with green armbands did not show their bands, they kept their wrist
lowered below the counter. They all ordered a beer, and Jorge gave the
one in the middle a beer but asked the other 2 to show their arm bands, he
asked them about 3 times before they raised their arms. Instead of
telling them anything he went about his business and ignored the 2 guys.
It showed me that Jorge takes his job seriously. The kids (which I thought
they were old enough to drink) don't realize that their jobs (which probably
don't pay much and is their only income), could be in jeopardy when they try
to pull a stunt like this.
We made reservations that morning for La Veranda restaurant in the Hotel.
I had the Grouper and it was marvelous. Other then when I cook my own
fish, there has only been one other time that I had eaten a better tasting
fillet and that was a Red Snapper in Matamoros about 20 years ago. The
Buffet was Mexican theme outside. We went to the Buffet after our dinner
and there were no seats available anywhere. This happened to be Theme
Night and it was packed. We decided to feed the fish on the Jetty
and then make our way to the side by the pool to catch the Aztec and Mexican
Dancing. The kids were enjoying the show but my wife and young ones were
exhausted from the snorkeling and swimming at the pool earlier that day.
They called it a night, but my oldest and I stayed until it was almost over.
Thursday: About an hour after our usual omelets, fruits, pancakes, waffles,
croissants, coffee, orange juice and what every else they had, we headed into
town. Our kids had been bugging us that they wanted to spend their $20
they each had saved for this trip. I was stuck footing the $14 roundtrip
taxi ride. The standard fair is $5 for 2 people and $1 for each
additional passenger. My youngest was a lap child cause the taxi's are
small and they did not charge for him. We walked about 20 minutes and
the kids were tired. They wanted to go back to the hotel already.
I got them a round of drinks in the back road in a little grocery store for
$5. That same round one block over is probably about $8 to $10.
Prices are hiked during the day when the Cruise ships arrive. Wednesday
seemed the worst day, I think we counted about 5 to 6 Cruise lines pass in
front of our Hotel. About 2 hours of shopping and $100 less in the
wallet it was time to get back and feed the wife and kids. Prior to
hopping on a cab I hit a couple of Cigar shops. Got one Cuban and 3
small Mexican cigars for $10. I mentioned to my wife that we spent about
$100 on our excursion, she said great, this vacation will be much cheaper then
the others we've gone on. Since we have everything at the hotel the kids
want, there is no need to spend anymore on this trip other then tipping our
waiters, maids and bartenders.
When we got back I sat at the bar with a beer and a smoked one of the Mexican
vanilla cigars. I didn't think it tasted bad since I didn't have that
burning sensation in the back of my throat like the cheap cigars you find at
all the gasoline stores, but I think I ran a couple off that was sitting on
the other side of the bar, so it could have been bad.
A word of caution: I spoke to Jorge about a man who approached us
at the market. The man said he saw us at the Hotel, but I did not
snap to the fact that I had an armband which indicated I was from El Coz.
He was persistent on getting my family to visit a Resort near Cancun and
offered us $150 spending money and paid transportation there and back. I
kept refusing and he started getting irate. We finally just walked off
which I think pissed him off even more. Jorge said a similar situation
occurred to somebody else in the hotel a few months back, he also did not take
up on the offer but said to be caution when somebody offers you money for
nothing.
George and I also spoke about hurricane situations. He said they are
given between 24 to 12 hours of notice to get the hotel buckled down. He
said Roxanne destroyed quite a bit of the island and hotels.
I went back to my porch with my beer just to relax and I noticed the same
gardener for the third straight day. I believe his only function at the
hotel is to maintain the rear side of the old section of the Hotel and the
Putt-Putt area. He mowed on our second day of stay but that is all the
power tools he used. He used a straw broom to clean the edges of the
sidewalk after he had trimmed them with the large hand scissors. The
scissors were used for trimming where a weed-eater would finish a job in no
time. He'd be on his hands and knees trimming the grass down to
lawnmower height over on the Hills of the Putt-Putt course. He would get
up to take a breath of air for about five seconds and then get back at it.
I am not sure but maybe it's the hotels way of keeping it quit. I
noticed today that there have been more folks around my porch to see the
Iguanas. The Iguanas are not large ones, but look cool and they seem to
only reside in the older part of the hotel.
Over at the Lunch area, Pedro (The grill guy) was looking a little slow.
There was a long line forming and when it was finally my turn to give him the
Roast Beef to cook, I asked him what was wrong. He said he felt a little
sick and the night before he ran some fever. I asked him why he didn't
stay home instead of getting everyone else sick, and he said that he like
doing what he was doing and he would have to be on his death bed to not show
up since he was happy with the job he had. I noticed he was struggling
with his lower back but he blew it off and changed the subject and asked me
how my trip with the family was going and if there was anything special I
would liked cook to make our stay more enjoyable. My youngest boy
enjoyed the Roast Beef sandwich, he to is like my wife but even more finicky
about the foods he eats.
We swam at the quiet pool today since the other pool had a water polo game
going. We did not want to risk the kids getting hurt.
Caribbean supper tonight with the talent entertainment. Roast beef,
chicken (no breast), pork, fish, mashed potatoes and the main dish was a rice
mixing with fish, shrimp, octopus, squid, pork and some other stuff (I had 3
servings, others didn't like it). It sat in the middle of the buffet
line (buffet line was split in two and both lines met in the middle).
Desserts, I can't tell you what they have since they have a variety of pies
and cakes. My oldest loved the chocolate pie/cake but they kept running
out of it. The young lady sitting in front of my son also mentioned that
was her favorite dessert and she to was patiently waiting for them to bring
more out.
About 7:30 the talent show started. It started with a kids theme and
ended the night with adults crawling on their hands and knees to drink a
tequila filled guitar glass through a straw (looked like 32 oz). Both my
older boys participated in the kids theme with about 30 to 40 other kids on
stage with them. Surprisingly enough my uncoordinated son ended up
getting to the final four of a similar game as Simon-Says. He got beaten
out by a girl almost twice his age. He would have been awarded a prize
but there were 2 two year old crowd favorites on stage. The 2 youngsters
were to get booted out on a number of occasions, but every time the host
threaten to remove them from the stage, the crowd booed him. He was
forced to leave them both in though-out the contest. I was just happy to
see my kids have a good time. Another word of caution check your rooms
when you get there: After the show we went back to our room and my older son
was looking though the drawers and ran across a small bag of marijuana.
I had noticed a pipe earlier in the week but thought nothing of it. My
first thought was to toss everything into the ocean but my wife insisted in
notifying the management instead. I took both to the front counter and
told them I was upset that my son found this in our room. All I got at
the front desk was a, thanks for turning it in, and that they would get rid of
it. Most of the night I thought the Mexican police was going to break
the door down and hull my butt to jail. I finally stopped thinking about
it Friday morning after breakfast when I was still at the hotel. I speak
the language even this would have been hard to talk myself out of cause in
Mexico you are guilty until proven innocent.
Friday: After breakfast I went snorkeling by myself without my boys this time.
I ended up going toward town (south) about ¼ mile. There are actually
small reefs/rocks in this area which some colorful fish reside in. Just
be aware of boat traffic. I went against the current and didn't make it
to the restaurant with the pier out front. A lady the previous day
mentioned the pier is infested with an assortment of fish which they feed
every day.
Over at lunch, Master Chef Jerry, happened to be in the area directing his
cooks and he himself was organizing some food displays. He asked if
there was anything special we needed and I asked him if my wife could have a
plain grilled chicken breast instead of the stuffed one in the menu. He
said they would gladly grill one for her. We ended up trying 5 of the 6
different items they had on the lunch menu. We decided today not to get
the regular roast beef sandwich from Pedro today. To my surprise
my kids loved the BLT's so we had to order another plate. I had the
grilled fish and again it was perfect, I don't think they ever messed the fish
during our stay. It had the right amount of butter garlic and lime and
some sort of herb sprinkle. My wife enjoyed the breast and my kids
helped me eat the other plates, don't know the name of it but it was a
tortilla wrapped around some cream and spinach and some sauce spread around
it. My oldest asked Master Chef Jerry for a tour during the dessert cooking
and he obliged him. He told my son to come on over tomorrow and he would show
him the desserts.
After we spent the afternoon swimming again, guess what its time to eat again,
this time it was Caribbean theme night, kind of like before, the food was set
outside again and this time the food was split on both sides of the sitting
areas, this seemed to make the line go faster. We had the luck of the
dice tonight since we got the same waiter from the night before. I asked
him if he was following us and he said no. Every night the waiters
gather and throw dice to see which table they would get and it so happened
that he ended up with us. The $3 the night before paid off for this night,
fresh drinks were always sitting in front of us without us asking, since he
was faster then prompt we left him three more dollars.
This seemed to be the night the folks on the internet said the food was bland,
they had everything sliced beef (a little tough this time), sliced pork,
chicken with breast and the usual fish. I had some of everything and my
wife had the chicken breast. Wow twice in one day. The salad bar
is the same, nothing special other then the pickled bamboo. After I was done
eating I felt like kicking myself since my wife pointed out that the
other line had something special being served. I went over to look at
what the commotion was about. They were sizzling fajitas in sautéed
onions and grilled peppers and they looked good. There were some good
looking desert glasses filled with strawberries prior to the crowds getting in
line for food, but by the time we were ready for desert they were all gone and
they did not bring anymore out the rest of the night.
Prior to the Caribbean show there was the crowd participation show. The
Marange dance was being taught while the kids took the front row and the
teenagers and adults took the rear. The conductor picked by older boy
out of the crowd and had him lead the crowd in the dance after he instructed
them how to do this dance. I was nervous for him, cause I didn't think
he had any rhythm, I was proved wrong. The conductor was really good in
shouting instructions which he was able to follow pretty well and so was the
rest of the crowd. This would have been a good time to have the video
camera. I could have used this for future bribery material for his future wife
and kids.
Saturday: I didn't get my first beer till about 11:00 seems we started
sleeping in later toward the end of the week. We took a tour on the
external portion of the new building. We rode up the elevator to the 9th
floor and it was like everybody had mentioned, it was an awesome view.
Even though it was a spectacular view I would not trade it for the convenience
and quietness we had on the older section. A honeymoon couple
from Detroit (Matt and Lynn, they were a pleasure to meet) had a room in the
new section on the 6th floor. During theme night they said that they
would have to yell at each other in the room in order to here one another.
The speakers are extremely loud during the late shows, but I did not notice
them being as loud during the afternoon activities. Matt and Lynn seemed
to head to town quite a bit, Lynn wanted the authentic Mexican cuisine, they
would come back and tell us about the restaurants they hit.
Sunday: Well my older son set the tour of the bakery with Master Chef Jerry
for this morning after breakfast. We walked to another section of the
kitchen which I did not seen the previous time. In a room about 8 x 6
foot there were 2 small stoves on top of each other. Next to this room there
was another room about 8 x 6 foot were the 2 workers had their working table.
In the isolated room the 2 stoves are used for all the pies and bread for the
hotel members. I could not believe that all the desserts and bread come
out from those 2 tiny stoves. This is one area the Hotel management
really needs to tend to. Without larger stoves they are being
counter-productive. Master Chef Jerry said he is still remodeling his
kitchen and that was one of the areas he would hopefully be working on soon.
We were introduced to one of the bread makers and one of the cake makers that
morning. I have never seen pastry workers move as fast as they did.
My aunt has a bakery in Houston, and I told him they would be happy to take
him if they had some working papers.
The cake maker made a Mango cake for us, after he was done he took a picture
with my boys and Master Chef Jerry. On my second picture Master Chef
Jerry asked for my boys to place their faces closer to the cake and that is
when he pushed it on them. My boys ended up gobbling that cake pretty
quick later that day.
Master Chef Jerry said that if there was anybody who would like to be
introduced to his kitchen that it would be his pleasure to show them around
and explain the activities of the place. He said he would rather the
vacationers speak to him about ways to improve or if they wanted a certain
dish fixed a certain way, instead of them placing harsh words on the internet
without giving him a chance. He doesn't speak much English but he
understands it well, so if you are interested look for the big guy with the
blue coat that has the words Master Chef.
After this visit we went over and checked out the double Kayak. If you
want an upper chest and arm work out this is the sport. My boys
accompanied me on their first ever adventure on a kayak. Wind was
blowing harder then usual and the current was stronger then usual. We
maneuvered around the roped off area cause the wind and current and I did not
take a chance with the boys being swept out if we flipped the Kayak.
After about an hour of this I headed to the beach for my last snorkel
adventure.
The boys only wanted to play on the beach so I headed out for about two hours
and stayed between the Jettys. After a couple of hours I finally
found me a parrot fish, he resides in the smaller jetty under some rocks.
For some reason today's lunch had some piss poor service. It took us a
little over an hour to get our food today. The captain (the captain is
the person in charge of the waiters) sincerely apologized for the wait, but as
usual the food on the menu was great.
My boys decided not to have a Siesta on this last day, but instead played
Putt-Putt. I drank some beer at my trusted bar and watched them play 54
holes. Between the hours of 1:00 and 3:30 we tried to stay out of the
pool. This time seemed to be the hottest part of the day. While there I
thanked Jorge for a making our stay very comfortable.
We ate at the La Veranda again this night. The food as usual was
excellent, what's interesting to see here is they decorate each plate as seen
on TV shows. They elegantly place the food on the plate, instead of
slopping it on the plate. This night my boys were impressed with the
showmanship of our waiter when he made me the flame (boy something) dessert.
He brought out a plate with ice cream covered in whip cream, then he poured
brandy and a mint liquor in a ladle. He lit it, and poured the fire from
one ladle to the other, he would place one above his head and the other as far
down as he could reach. After pouring the fire from ladle to ladle
(about 4 times) he poured the burning alcohol on the dessert. The
alcohol melted most of the whip cream toward the bottom of the plate. I
tasted the ice cream and could not tell the difference but when I ate
some of the whip cream at the bottom of the plate it lit my nostrils and chest
up. The alcohol was pretty strong. We tipped our waiter and headed
out to feed the fish one last time.
We went to the buffet line one last time about 9:00 that night just for
desserts. My oldest son was disappointed since they were out of
chocolate as usual. We waited about 30 minutes and then called it
a night.
Conclusion: All in all we had a wonderful trip. I can't comment on the
kids club, since I don't believe that a family vacation means leaving your
kids in a day care, just my opinion. Our children range from 5 to 9 and
were supervised at all times. All the amenities were provided at the
hotel in order for my family to enjoy our stay. The hotel is situated in
a very good location. It is quiet and peaceful and the ocean is
marvelous. Fun Jet had a nice package deal for us. This was
our first time using Fun Jet but we used the same travel agent from the
previous year, (Express Travel, Connie, Southeast Houston). She helped
book this trip when other traveling agents did not want to deal in trying to
book a trip with 3 kids. When traveling with 3 kids to this area there
is only 1 all inclusive hotel in Cozumel and 4 all inclusive hotels in Cancun
that could accommodate us. For the amount we paid and the accommodations
we received I can't see how any body profited from the $2,200 except my
family. The folks who moaned and groaned about the food choices
and accommodations from this hotel should not be taken seriously. In my
opinion, I believe something did not sit right with them from the start and
that made the entire trip a total drag for them, or these folks are expecting
a lot from a hotel that does not advertise as being a 5 or 6 star hotel.
From speaking to some of the returning vacationers at the hotel, the place has
made tremendous strides. Hopefully Master Chef Jerry could continue to
build his kitchen since the food is always what most travelers remember most.
I know I will remember this place since I gained 10lbs on this trip.
And the most important part was the staff ALWAYS went out of their way to make
our stay a pleasant one.
From the looks of it, I think the managers/owner of the hotel are/is striving
to get this hotel pointed in the right direction. They are doing the
right things to continue to improve so I hope that my comments for other
potential hotel improvements do not go in vain.
And Yes we would stay again in a Heartbeat.
If you would like me to answer any questions via internet, make sure you place
El Cozumeleno in the subject line since I don't read my junk mail.